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December 1, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Parents are outraged at a Beijing kindergarten over charges that their children were fed pills, jabbed with needles and forced to strip. But, in the school’s defense, those iPhones weren’t gonna...
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January 5, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. A group of Egyptian soccer players have formed a team for one-legged players. That story again, a group of Egyptians invented foosball: 2. According to a soon-to-be released book, President Trump...
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April 27, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. Queen Elizabeth attended a concert featuring Sting and Kylie Minogue to celebrate her 92nd birthday. And, I think she liked it: 2. According to ‘The Wall Street Journal,’ President Trump will not be...
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July 20, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. While on his first presidential trip to England, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweeted a picture of the President sitting in Winston Churchill’s chair. Thus keeping Trump’s streak alive of...
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July 27, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. The London gospel choir that performed at the wedding of Britain’s Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, has signed a record deal with Sony Music. Not to be outdone, the Queen has signed with Death Row...
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April 8, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new report, volunteers cleaning up trash from a New Jersey beach picked up 565 condoms last year. That’s crazy, how can you figure out what’s trash and what’s just a part of New...
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June 17, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new study, children who are exposed to tobacco smoke from their fathers while they’re in the womb may be more likely than those who are not to develop asthma by age 6. Begging the...
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January 20, 2020 – Monologue Jokes
1. Madame Tussauds waxwork museum in London announced last week that it had removed figures of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle from their royal exhibit. The last time a room full of royals cleared out...
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February 3, 2020 – Monologue Jokes
1. President Trump said on Monday the United States and China were in close contact regarding the newly identified coronavirus outbreak. “Close contact? Be careful, you might contract something,” said...
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April 13, 2020 – Monologue Jokes
1. There is a new show on Quibi called ‘Murder House Flip’ where people renovate notorious homicide homes. “If this keeps up much longer, they’re gonna have a lot more homes to choose from,” said...
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